Look I composed an Eighties pop song!

I just composed an eighties pop song in less than ten minutes! In my opinion, for an eighties pop song to be an eighties pop song, it must involve an immortal eighties icon (in my song, it's the calculator). It must have playful lyrics. The spoken word part is optional since it also applies to nineties songs. Also, it must reek of delightful cheese. And also, you must feel weird when you read the lyrics, especially if you wrote it.

 

 

CALCULATE MY LOVE

Interpreter in mind: Wham

To be covered by Olivia Newton John

 

*Casio Electric Organ Intro*

 

I.

You gotta, gotta calculate my love

If you want to know the real score

You gotta press the right buttons

Add up some kisses, Multiply the hugs

And we'll get a great deal of love

That no one can divide

 

*Synthesizer/Drums transition*

 

Chorus:

Keep pushing Keep pressing

Let the digits grow and grow (oh oh oh)

Let your fingers do the job

if you really want to calculate my love

 

 

II.

You gotta gotta calculate my love

If you want to sum up what we have

You gotta save something in our memories

That's gonna last until the next equation

Don't worry if we run out of energy

We have solar cells to keep our love on

 

(Repeat Chorus)

 

Spoken parts:

Calculate my love, girl (or boy for Olivia Newton John)

Prove that me plus you

Equals a love that's true

Calculate my love

 

(Repeat Chorus till it Fades)